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eternalmakeoutparty

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i just searched portrait of overweight woman on log in forest

and got this

the internet has everything

i tested this with “baby riding a banana” and this is the result google gave me

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That awful moment when you see something really awesome on your dashboard but you have just clicked the refresh button

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i can never do my homework

uglypeopleproblems:

i can never do homework because when i do i become plato and im like

why am i here

if i didn’t do this homework it wouldn’t matter to the rest of the world

if i fail or pass it will make no difference to this planet

im not even important

if i killed myself i wouldn’t even have made a mark on earth

i just exist

everyone says yolo but for the rest of my life i will be trapped in prison called society

i will never enjoy what i do because i am chained by money and the economy

my life is not my life

i am not my own self

and then i snap out of it and continue writing insignificant bullshit

every fucking time i do my homework

When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling

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pleatedjeans:

someecards

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omgtoohilarious:

Omgtoohilarious!

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